Click on a team
 
   Home      
  
   Podcasts      
  
   News      
  
   Happy Hour      
  
   Contact      
  
   Calendar      
  
   Jody's Blog      
  
   Contests   

Current Articles | Categories | Search | Syndication

Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The Arizona Cardinals are doing what?!?
By joehler @ 10:05 AM :: 181 Views :: 1 Comments ::
 

If the Arizona Cardinals unexpected hosting of the NFC Championship game is any sign of things to come sports-wise in 2009, it’s going to be a crazy year.  Here are some other teams that may benefit from the Cardinals improbable run and further signs that 2009 is the year of the sports apocalyps

  • They might as well start printing the NL Champion T-shirts for the Pittsburgh Pirates, which for a change may actually end up staying in America, instead of shipped to some 3rd world country.

  • NBA fans should braces themselves for a second half surge from the Clippers, who will shock the NBA world by playing their way into the NBA Finals and promptly announce they ceasing operations as a franchise. 

  •   In college basketball, Oregon State goes from winless in conference play in 07-08 to the Pac 10 Champions in 08-09 after winning the Pac 10 tournament.  The Beavers will be spurred on by some imaginary motivational force field that only exists when your coach is related by marriage to a new president.

 

The most shocking thing about the Cardinals game is how much tickets are selling for.  The game sold out in 6 minutes, which normally could only have been explained if the current Cowboys were playing the 93 Cowboys at Univ. of Phoenix stadium.  Since tickets are selling for 2,3,4 and even more times their face value, I think the Cardinals would be wise to implement some sort of test for people to purchase tickets.

 

  •    Timm Rosenbach was: A) Prominent Phoenix Lawyer or B) Starting QB for the Cardinals
  •   Fill in the Blank:  ________ Joyner and Clyde _______
  •     Buddy Ryan’s defense was called the what?
  •     Rob Moore played what position?  Ron Moore played what position?
  •   The Arizona Cardinals logo is what bird?
  • True or False: Phoenix is not Los Angeles.
  • Name the last 4 Cardinal head coaches after Buddy Ryan.

 

If you can answer 4 of the questions above, you should automatically be comped tickets to the NFC Championship game.

 

If you can’ answer 4 of those questions, you should have to pay at least 5 times face value of your tickets to a Cardinal season ticket holder who has held his/her tickets for at least the last 5 years.

 

It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, we should give the first crack to, you know, actual Cardinals fans.

Comments
By Joshua Oehler @ Friday, January 23, 2009 7:17 PM
I want to know if I got the answers to those questions right.
1. B - I still have my Rosenbach jersey, he was going to be the answer to the Cardinals prayers, according to one USA Today article back in the day.
2. Seth Joyner and Clyde Simmons
3. The 46 - We had a winner in town or so we thought
4. This is my favorite question, because I loved Ron Moore - he was a running back, out of Pittsburgh St or something like that. He rushed for 1,000 for at least one season.
Rob Moore - Wide receiver we got from the NY Jets, a great pick up at the time. Didn't he have a major concussion, too that eventually caused him to retire.
5 and 6 The next two questions are too easy to answer and aren't meant to be taken seriously, so I'm going to skip them
7. Another good question, I may not get this one right.
Norv Turner?
Dennis Green
That guy from Indy - supposed defensive guru -
and
Joe Bugel?
By the way, I didn't use the internet to get any of these answers, which should be obvious based on the answers to the last question.

Click here to post a comment
Advertisement



Journal Broadcast Group Copyright© 2010 Journal Broadcast Group, a Journal Communications Inc. company
Jobs | EEO Report | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Login

Tucson